plot twist: you know what to do when people are singing happy birthday to you
My brother had a huge party last year for his 18th and wants another party for his 19th which he said would be “a small group of his closest friends”. Apparently my brother has 40 closest friends and now he’s going off at my mum because she said no and she’s “not looking at it even logically”.
whang-doodle: nintendoggystyle: what if your life is just a movie and billions of people in another dimension are watching it right now they might want a refund
im slowly unlearning how to english
have any of you guys read the tags on the doctor... →
doctorwho: haveabiscuit-potter: like #DOCTOR WHO #STEVEN MOFFAT #SHERLOCK #THERE’S A GREAT VENN DIAGRAM IN HERE SOMEWHERE #HALF OF YOU ARE LAUGHING #HALF OF YOU ARE CRYING #AND THERE’S THE HUUUUUUGE OVERLAP OF PEOPLE DOING BOTH and #DOCTOR WHO #LOGO #SERIES 7 #TELEVISION #THE CHANGES ARE SUBTLE BUT NICE #THINK OF IT KIND OF LIKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TENTH...
whyyouhefftobemad: my favourite people | in no particular order » me
edsheewalkedd: you’re scrolling through tumblr there’s no one online and your dash is dead out of the corner of your eye you spot them the australians
Pro-life is “I know what’s best for you”. Pro-choice is “You know what’s best...– (via fuckyeahchoice)
I can’t believe I used to think I was 100% straight like seriously what the fuck kind of crack was I smoking
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence