April 2012
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sl0ankettering:
“Should we have slightly outdated or misogynist values?”
“Why don’t we have both?”
OLD EL POPE-O
my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
My dog is making little, very indignant huffs because she’s locked in the laundry.
My dog is Miss Piggy.
emptyquadrants:
hot dogs we have problems too
were just like you
except we’re hot
wizcoylifa:
coelacanthteeth:
does Drake ever acknowledge that he was on Degrassi or does he just pretend like that never happened
they know, they know, they know
quagslre:
sometimes i think im ugly but then i remember all of those hot white girls holding up signs saying “youre beautiful” and remember im not (:
cubic1es:
if mondays were shoes they’d be crocs
The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
pentha:
My favorite deep thought is:
After you die, it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream… Because in a dream time is stretched.
So if this is the case, what if right now you’re in that 7 minutes. How do you know if you’re alive or just reliving old memories.
Mind fucking. I love...
niallicious:
im a scott disick in a world of kardashians
dopedrews:
bored
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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran:
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
probablystilladoreyou:
NEAR, FAR, WHEREEEEEEEEAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER YOU ARE
