sl0ankettering: “Should we have slightly outdated or misogynist values?” “Why don’t we have both?” OLD EL POPE-O
my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
My dog is making little, very indignant huffs because she’s locked in the laundry. My dog is Miss Piggy.
emptyquadrants: hot dogs we have problems too were just like you except we’re hot
wizcoylifa: coelacanthteeth: does Drake ever acknowledge that he was on Degrassi or does he just pretend like that never happened they know, they know, they know
quagslre: sometimes i think im ugly but then i remember all of those hot white girls holding up signs saying “youre beautiful” and remember im not (:
cubic1es: if mondays were shoes they’d be crocs
The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
pentha: My favorite deep thought is: After you die, it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream… Because in a dream time is stretched. So if this is the case, what if right now you’re in that 7 minutes. How do you know if you’re alive or just reliving old memories. Mind fucking. I love...
niallicious: im a scott disick in a world of kardashians
dopedrews: bored b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r...
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran: Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.
probablystilladoreyou: NEAR, FAR, WHEREEEEEEEEAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER YOU ARE