March 2012
my heart is like the tardis, bigger on the... →
abortedslunk:
whatevertheheckles:
nepetaschoiceass:
whatevertheheckles:
butwewereokay:
bemusedlybespectacled:
imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:
mikulukashipblog:
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when…
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One of the reverends at my school chapel looks...
But a less-attractive Tom Hiddleston.
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4thjuly1996:
i don’t have ships
i have a fucking naval fleet
“When she was nine, Lawrence was in a church play based on the Book of Jonah. She...”
– Rolling Stone magazine
(via scarletalphabet)
My thoughts during school:
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
My knowledge of Supernatural before Tumblr: 0%
My knowledge of Supernatural after Tumblr: 98%
Number of Supernatural episodes I've watched: 0
since1938:
the bible has the worst fandom ever
they can’t really help it
a lot of established canon from season one was totally ignored in season two
sweetnickiandhellaminaj:
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
theatomicboom:
omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits
like district 1 are vegas dancers
and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator
and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video
district 4, well, it could be worse
case in point, see district 5
what the fuck district 6
district 7 and their origami
i’m so sorry district 8
is the boy tribute from 9...
So let's just get this straight...
eruditechick:
Hunger Games has the 3rd biggest opening in movie history.
An action flick starring a girl.
Who isn’t an emaciated stick.
Who isn’t a princess.
Whose journey is motivated by her sister, not a man.
Who is not sexually used, abused, active or even objectified much.
3rd biggest opening in movie history. Spawning a franchise.
Let’s just… let’s just think about that.
Let’s just...
ihopebarackobama:
I hope Barack Obama is able to destroy all of Rick Santorum’s horcruxes before he gets elected.
wellalright:
whenever authors describe someone’s skin as being “milky white” it always makes me want to read a book where someone’s skin is described as being, “chocolate milky brown.” in fact i want everything described to me in terms of milk. “it was cold. cold like a cold glass of milk.”
“the floor was wet, like someone had just spilled milk all over it.”
“it looked like a glass of milk,...
Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
