manwithpenis:

pityfuck:

i wanna know what a blowjob feels like honestly if i was a guy for one day i would suck my own dick to understand what all the hype is about

good luck we’ve all tried to do that when we were 13 i wrote a poem about it

(via shutupmerlin)

rural-juror:

here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe

(via makunahatata)

holyposeidon:

apparently it’s weird but i just want to live alone in a tiny apartment with a fancy laptop above a bookshop/bakery with comfy couches and just spend my life reading books and eating pastries.

(via dearprongs)